amoosedReceive the work.
Confirm its importance in writing. The written confirmation will require review.
UUNIPEURA OY / DEPARTMENT OF TOMORROW
Tomorrow is fully booked.
We have designed a complete system for getting around to it. The system is working. The work is not.
01 / COMPANY POLICY
A rigorous process for doing it later.
Every task arrives with a deadline. We replace the deadline with a process, the process with a meeting, and the meeting with another tomorrow. Our records are immaculate.
The person behind this advert has actually built software, automation, and build systems for years. He now has a website demonstrating how expertly work can be avoided. Saatana.
See the work that escaped this office ↗02 / THE ANTI-PRODUCTIVITY ENGINE™
File it. Delay it. Measure it.
Choose a real kind of engineering task. The paperwork below is fictional, runs only in this browser, and sends nothing anywhere.
This is satire, not a job service or task tracker. The counter resets when you leave.
CASE / U-001DAY 0
AWAITING A PERFECTLY VALID EXCUSE
Your task has entered a system with no visible exit.
PENDING03 / OUR THREE CORE COMPETENCIES
Move closer to the stove.
A decision made in discomfort cannot be trusted. Ei kiirettä.
Report the delay.
A completed task is difficult to measure. A postponed one generates a beautiful chart.
04 / OUTSIDE THE FICTION
There is actual engineering behind this nonsense.
The maker's CV covers build infrastructure, automation, Linux, game tools, embedded work, and software verification. Those are real areas of work. Uunipeura's management advice is not.
05 / THE SECOND FILE
Even this poster has a backlog.
The image above carries a separate, verified Amoosed edition. The ordinary page stands on its own.
Open the other office ↗